I always opt out.When the guy asks me if I want to be groped in a private room, I always say "Only if you buy me a drink."I've noticed that they're a little less enthusiastic after that.
What would happen to someone if they read a Playboy before getting groped by the TSA, and there was a "surprise" for the TSA agent?
Like presidential elections, TSA choices are the lesser of two evils: radiated blast with cancer in your forecast, or an invitation to fondle.
I like being fondled by TSA agents :)