Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Early Morning Battles and Observations

Early this morning, I was challenged at the gym, once again, for running water while shaving.

A man approached and said, "You must not be from around here." The gym is in a hotel, so there are often outsiders. Yesterday, Kevin Oleary was at the club.

I said to the man who approached me, "No, you must not understand basic economics."

And then I went to my permanent locker, where I now keep a stash of my booklet. Dear Fellow Health Club Member, Please Leave Me the Hell Alone: An economic analysis of the water "shortage."

I handed him a copy.

He nervously looked at it and said, "Good title."

"Read it, let me know what you think," I said.

Then onto breakfast. When leaving, after two eggs, bacon and real coffee, I passed two men in a booth. A well-dressed, well-spoken man with a gray ponytail. was saying to the other. "Oligopoly, I never heard of that word before. That's a cool word, oligopoly."

We have a lot of work to do, my friends.

-RW

3 comments:

  1. "We have a lot of work to do my friends."

    Yep.

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  2. You are quickly becoming the most interesting economic man in the world.

    "I don't usually discuss water with strangers. But when I do, I quickly blow them out of the water"

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