Thursday, November 15, 2012

The Shirtless FBI Agent: Shirtless

Bizzarro, worse than I  imagined.

Here is the photo that FBI Special Agent Fred Humphries sent by email to Jill Kelley.



(Via the Seattle Times)

13 comments:

  1. He would look a lot sexier if he tilted his head.

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  2. Which one is the agent, and which ones are the target dummies?

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  3. I wouldn't f.*< him with Bernanke's D!(< and I have very low standards.

    Why do straight men think crap like this is attractive?

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  4. Does he even lift?

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    1. He obviously Auschwitz mode brah.

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  5. Actually from this it looks more like he sent the picture as a joke. 'Nobody here but us dummies' kind of thing.

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  6. Maybe he was trying to demonstrate that he's a hairless wonder.

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  7. Heh, I'm reminded of the "bullet-proof cup" gag from Super Troopers.

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  8. This picture is actually pretty funny, and definitely not sexual in nature.

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  9. Caption: "I wish I had pecs like these dummies, but I've got the typical build of a moronathan runner."

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  10. Aaron Gunn is spot on. No idea why Wenzel thinks this is bizarro. His resemblance to the dummies is uncanny.

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  11. This is obviously a joke, not of sexual or flirtatious nature that a 'shirtless picture' conjures up. I read he sent it to many freinds with a caption, 'guess who is Humphries' or something like that.

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