Monday, December 10, 2012

Fill Your Christmas Stockings With Stacks of Benjamins! Join the FEMA Family!

By, Chris Rossini
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Job market getting you down?

Let the suckers look for productive work.

You should come on down and join the FEMA Family:

The above photo must be the teaching of a new salute. I know it can't be individuals swearing to uphold that fairy tale Constitution.

That would be as worthless as every President's first official lie:

In any case, head on down to FEMA to satisfy your cravings for authority and cash.

Join the fun!

Let's get those civilians!

"He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance." - Declaration of Independence


  1. Keeping aBREAST of FEMA's antics, eh? :)

  2. Chris, baby, it was a different time, different place! I mean, it was a MONARCHY for chrissakes!

    Quoting those old, worn out documents of yesteryear is so passe. Get with it, baby!