An anomaly was detected in a checked bag at St. Thomas (STT). After inspecting the bag, 2.2 kilograms of cocaine were discovered concealed inside candles. We’re not looking for drugs, but powder inside what should be a solid wax candle does call for additional scrutiny. This is just another example of how our technology can spot anomalies and keep the flying public safe.
A shot gun was discovered in a checked golf bag in Detroit (DTW)
Don't forget the shotgun in the CHECKED luggage...
ReplyDeleteOh my, we have found drugs in candles, what ever shall we do? Quick, find the nearest young teenage girl, examine her naked body, and rub her breasts vigorously. We must protect the country at all costs.
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