How Viagra Can Enhance Your Email's Performance

Beck Akers writes:

Several days ago, I watched an interview with Russ Tice (the first guy to blow the whistle on the Stasi-sorry, the NSA). Among other topics, Mr. Tice suggested that we protect our emails from the spooks by including the word “Viagra” in them. (Yep, “it’s that simple,” as Mr. Tice insisted to the astonished reporter.) This tactic fools the Stasi’s omnivorous computers into ignoring correspondence as spam. He added that if the Stasi “targets” you, you can’t defeat it: no encryption, no dose of Viagra, however large, will help. But for us ordinary chumps who aren’t Moslem, Angela Merkel, or stooges on the Supreme Court, Viagra should enhance our mail’s performance.

Mr. Tice recommended adding Viagra to your email signature in 1-point type. That way, it’s almost indecipherable to the human eye but amply evident to the Stasi’s electronic ones.