Thursday, July 17, 2014

BREAKING: White House placed on lockdown

This is a developing story. Return to this post for updates.

UPDATE 1

ABC reports reporters being told to stay in press area.

UPDATE 2

"Unattended package" on fence line of North Lawn at White House has forced lockdown.

UPDATE 3

4 comments:

  1. Barry's secret smoke stash has been discovered on 1st dog walking trail.

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  2. or just tossed dog turd bag into bushes instead of in special government approved receptacle.

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  3. Update 1

    "ABC reports reporters being told to jump, and they reply "how high?"

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  4. Would it be wrong to wish that they'd go into lockdown mode while he's on the golf course instead? He can do far less damage to the country. Can we have all of Congress join him?

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