The Stress Test Results Are Becoming the Dr Death Knock at the Door Report

JPMorgan's Jamie Dimon on a webcast this morning said that regulators may call upon JPMorgan to takeover more "troubled" banks.

You know what that means as far as the results of the stress tests. Dr Death will be knocking on the door of some of the banks.

The banks will be buried at JPMorgan, with gold jewelry and diamonds still around their necks and fingers. It will be easier for Jamie to pocket the loot that way.

To date, JPMorgan has been gifted Bear Stearns and Washington Mutual.

Makes you wonder if Dimon has pictures of Geithner doing unnatural acts.