Thursday, September 10, 2009

Tax Advice, Prostitution Advice and Money Laundering Advice from ACORN

This is one of the most absurd undecover invetigative reports I have ever seen. But if you are looking for twenty minutes of entertainment like you have never seen before this is it.

A man and woman visiting ACORN's Baltimore office, as a pimp and a prostitute, ask about buying a house and how to account on tax forms for the woman's income. An ACORN employee advises the woman to list her occupation as "performance artist."

The pair also claim they plan to employ teenage girls from central America as prostitutes, and an ACORN employee suggests that up to three of the girls could be claimed as dependents.

President Obama once worked as an instructor for ACORN. This is obvioulsy some Republican dirty trick---all done as the Republic burns.

Ilana Mercer has the best take on this madcap episode:

ACORN is a contemptible outfit. It speaks to the Third Worldification of the US. ACORN is also obviously accustomed to dealing with crooked politicians, since the journalist in this clip is posing as a politician.

Nevertheless, I’m unexercised about ACORN’s attitude to prostitution or tax fraud. The first is a choice; the second is a mitzvah.

If anything I’m impressed with the help these black mamas are offering a white ho. It’s almost delicious how mama tax lady comes up with a tax code designation—”performing artist”—for our ungrateful entrapment specialist as well as tax write-offs.

As for the alleged importation of underage, illegal girls from Al Salvador (”exchange students”): The ACORN tax lady is from The Street. One look at the pretty white ho and her well-spoken white pimp, and she knows that the “girls” are better off with them than in the flesh markets of Al Salvador. In fact, the Housing Assistant encourages the white madam to send her “girls” to school.

“ACORN has ascended. They elect our politicians and receive billions in tax money,” writes O’Keefe. That’s right. The government is the syndicate that feeds ACORN and facilitates its criminal activities. Let our intrepid Prejournalist go after politicians for enabling ACORN and, in general, for their everyday pimping.

Finally, I don’t like entrapment, not when citizens or cops use it to flush out potential criminals. The law must concern itself with catching criminals; not creating crime.

ACORN has fired the two women.

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