Thursday, April 22, 2010

Wall Street Man Needs Woman to Walk Around His Apartment in Her Underwear

It's not all bonuses and fun when you are on Wall Street learning how to rape America. The training takes long hours. Some Wall Street types have had to resort to Craig's List ads to find women willing to meet their needs. The following appeared today on Craig's list (Thanks to Joe)

$300 Unique share for an adventurous woman (East Village)

Date: 2010-04-22, 3:27PM EDT
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]

Let me start off by saying that I know many of you are going to find this ad to be offensive. Yes, for some people this will be the most ridiculous type of share arrangement possible, but to others who have a different outlook on life, this might be a potentially great thing for them.
A few years ago I read an article in a magazine about a roomate situation that inspired me. I wasn't able to do it at the time because I didn't have the means, but now I do. I live in a 2 bedroom apartment that was purchased for me (parents saw it as a good investment opportunity). It is in the heart of the East Village and I live alone.
The apartment is almost 2,000 square feet, two large bedrooms, 2 full bathrooms, kitchen that you can cook big meals in, and a spacious living area.
I am offering my second bedroom for only $300 a month to an attractive, slim, and easy going woman between the ages of 18-27. Ok here is the catch: I would like you to walk around in your underwear. Not all the time, and never at my command. It would be as if you lived alone and walked around in your underwear to run to the kitchen, bathroom, watch TV....etc.
I am 27, work in finance, and am at the tough part of my career where I have to work 65 hour weeks to "pay my dues". This has made my social life non-existent. I have friends, but I just am too tired to ever see them. I guess I am trying to add some excitement to my life.
The apartment is right off Second Ave near St Mark's street.
This will be a 100% confidential arrangement. I know that it makes no sense to put my pic on here if I want it to be confidential, but I figured it was a necessary risk to take if I wanted solid responses. If you are interested please send me your pic. It does not have to be a provocative pic. But a body pic would help.
Please do not judge me....we all have our reasons.....Thanks


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  1. Please do not judge me-- I am a soon-to-be sexual molester!

    Haha, NYC is great!

  2. I predict he's going to find a nice lady to take him up on the offer. Spend a nice week or so watching her prance around, then come home one night and find the place stripped to the plumbing.

    And it will serve him right.

  3. It doesn't say "I would like you to walk around in JUST your underwear" So what's the problem?

  4. Sounds like a good arrangement to me.

  5. its nobody's business what these 2 adults do in the privacy of the home. Go for it I am sure there is someone who will take up the offer. Good luck.

  6. Well, of course it's illegal to post a housing ad that discriminates against people on the basis of sex...just because he's an individual and not a corporation does not make it legal...

  7. talking about being in finance... he could have easily charged a lot more for 'normal' terms and conditions...
    and with tht extra money.. he could probably pick up a whor* .....EVERY WEEK.. after his 65 hours