Monday, November 22, 2010

TSA Head: You Can Have Janet Napolitano Personally Witness Your Pat Down

According to a new TSA video called "Helpful Hints", TSA head John Pistole tells passengers that they can have anyone of their choosing watch them being patted down. Why not Janet Napolitano? Who know's the rules better than the head of Homeland Security? Don't object to the pat down, just demand your right as stated by TSA head Pistole. Here's the relevant part of the transcript as provided by the TSA (Pistole is speaking):
In either case where a pat-down is required, you have important options that we want you to be aware of: you have the option to request that the pat-down be conducted in a private room and you have the option to have the pat-down witnessed by a person of your choice. 
Here's a link to the video.


  1. How about asking for the state attorney general?

  2. You see, in a free society you have choices as to how you're sexuallly assaulted by the state. You can be assualted in private, with your own selected audience, or right out in public. Just don't resist, or the terrorists win. What a country! USA, USA, USA!

  3. I request a bevy of attractive ladies in scantily clad TSA themed bikini's to watch me in the finest rendition of Monty Python, for indeed we have met or exceeded every absurdity that timeless show portrays.