Haha. What the hell was that? It's like they have film students heading their A/V department. Who is writing this stuff? And, here I thought that the creepy smile at the end was just a one-time deal. Nope, it comes standard with every Cain commercial.
You should see the pizza he makes, a dog's breakfast, upchuck on both items here. Is this guy smoking the curtains again. What a useless piece of crap that was, and on this super fantastic site no less.
Indeed! We went from chickens to flowers to "yella" to "why does it always have to be about color" to liberals to violence; that's just in the first minute of dialogue. Then, we get behind the scenes to find that the principle actor is a complete douche, but he supports Cain. Meanwhile, we can view an inexplicable scene occurring in the background whereby the supporting actors are beating the hell out of the stand-in.
I guess that the only conclusion that I can draw from this ad is that only douchebags support Herman Cain, and that chicks with chickens really dig yellow flowers. Other than that, I have absolutely no idea what I just watched.
Instead of drug testing for welfare receivers in FL, we ought to drug test the clowns responsible for these Cain videos. Is this like the Brewsters Millions movie where he is trying to do his best not to get elected yet spend a lot of money?
OMFG! WTF was that? I swear, I haven't used drugs in ages, but I think I just had a flashback.
ReplyDeleteThis man is crazy.
Haha. What the hell was that? It's like they have film students heading their A/V department. Who is writing this stuff? And, here I thought that the creepy smile at the end was just a one-time deal. Nope, it comes standard with every Cain commercial.
ReplyDeleteYou should see the pizza he makes, a dog's breakfast, upchuck on both items here. Is this guy smoking the curtains again. What a useless piece of crap that was, and on this super fantastic site no less.
ReplyDeleteSeems like the Cain campaign is the champion of non sequitur.
ReplyDeleteI think I've been traumatized by that, "You gotta purty ass boy," grin of his at the end...
ReplyDeleteNot bad, "OK punks, get real" sure beats "hopey changey". Reminds me of "where's the white women?"
ReplyDelete"I'm gonna raise your sales tax by 9%. Oh, and U beki beki beki beki stan."
ReplyDeleteMaybe Mr. Cain has some deep insight into the "mind" of the red-state Republican primary voter that we do not.
"This election is to crucial for us to get distracted by . . . empty phrases like 'hope and change'."
ReplyDeleteInstead, we should be distracted by empty phrases like "9-9-9 means jobs, jobs, jobs."
It's "real" attempt to sell the neo-conservative Cain as a paleo-conservative,
ReplyDeleteIt will work on some people I think.
Hey, if you are not the real deal, you gotta get down in the mud and be prepared to get weird.
Anon 3:24,
ReplyDeleteIndeed! We went from chickens to flowers to "yella" to "why does it always have to be about color" to liberals to violence; that's just in the first minute of dialogue. Then, we get behind the scenes to find that the principle actor is a complete douche, but he supports Cain. Meanwhile, we can view an inexplicable scene occurring in the background whereby the supporting actors are beating the hell out of the stand-in.
I guess that the only conclusion that I can draw from this ad is that only douchebags support Herman Cain, and that chicks with chickens really dig yellow flowers. Other than that, I have absolutely no idea what I just watched.
Haha! The soul train wreck continues.
ReplyDeleteInstead of drug testing for welfare receivers in FL, we ought to drug test the clowns responsible for these Cain videos. Is this like the Brewsters Millions movie where he is trying to do his best not to get elected yet spend a lot of money?
ReplyDeleteRandom insanity.... Oh dear God. Let's all hope this lunatic doesn't become our president.
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