Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Cato Shrugged and Judas Christie

The Republican establishment is calling New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, Judas Christie, as he prances over puddles with President Obama, as they both pretend to be playing important roles in the recovery from Hurricane Sandy.



Of course, the real recovery effort will come as a result of insurance companies writing checks to those with damages, and money coming out of the pockets of individuals restoring their own properties, not as the result of an extremely fat man and an extremely skinny man posing in front of cameras.

But the hurricane has brought these two power hungry men together. The fat one willing to throw his political party overboard, with imagery of posing with a skinny Democratic president, even if the fat one has little to say beyond platitudes. Coincidentally, just as the fat one pretends that government is playing a major role in the recovery effort, over at Cato Shrugged, the fat man is featured along with a transcript of a keynote speech he delivered at Cato. The speech delivered to that crowd was full of nothing but a series of platitudes. Indeed, it was so bad that I doubt anyone beyond Ed Crane will admit they attended the event.


21 comments:

  1. Judas Christie? Christie is a big government statist just like the rest of them. No surprises here. Christie & Obamney see eye to eye on nearly everything.

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    1. Even on that Philly Cheesesteak?

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  2. Ha! What a coup for the Black Jesus.

    Another round of cell phones on the house and he should win the general by a point or two.

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  3. Christie is a blowhard whose 15 minutes have long since past. In other words he's the perfect candidate for the Republicans in 2016.

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    1. Hilarious!

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    2. Thanks for the laughs SeanO. Perfect response - So very true!

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    3. Buh...buh...but Ann Coulter likes him!

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  4. The corpulent neo-con Christie is just doing his little white mans song and dance for The Dear Leader in hopes of getting some face time and more Federal largesse for his appallingly corrupt mafia infested state. I wonder if the Obama's $34 million dollar estate in Hawaii will feature fat little Caucasian lawn jockeys in the likeness of Christie?

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    1. Probably, the only difference being that instead of the Christo jockey holding up a lantern he'll be holding up a lunch pail.

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    2. More probably he'll be holding a begging bowl.

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  5. I guess Christie wants Obama to be re-elected so he can run for office in 2016

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  6. Fat slob has trouble governing himself (just look at the size of him) yet he wants to govern us.

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  7. Got hyperbole? Christie is simply enjoying his Giuliani moment in the sun. If the Rombot had picked him for veep the election of that vile lying worm would be a lock. Sour grapes.

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  8. I know this is terrible, but sometimes he reminds me of Mr. Creosote.

    And so does Christie.

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  9. [Insert Ed Crane fat joke.]

    Spoiler on Friedman Awards: The last 1/3rd is Tom Palmer and midget Asians -- less hot than it sounds.

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  10. power hungry sociopaths all. Brothers in arms with the Capones,the drug cartels, the bloods and the crips.

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    1. You forgot to mention the trade unions in your list of the infamous brothers in arms. A car load of electricians drove all the way from Alabama to volunteer to work for free to help restore power to New Jersey. Were they greeted with open arms? Nope. Christie's goons turned them away because they were not union electricians!!! I wonder how much needless suffering, death and lost production will result from this shameful power play?

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  11. Oh no, another whiny "libertarian" website.

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    1. Then go read something you like and piss off. You can get the regular, retarded point of view on 99% of the other sites.

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    2. These are not Libertarians; they are disgruntled Republicans, complete with their hate talk. Note how angry they are about personal matters like weight, which no true Libertarian would attack.

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    3. These are not Libertarians; they are disgruntled Republicans, complete with the trademark contempt for anyone that doesn't fit the mold.

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