Sunday, November 11, 2012

The Wenzel Picture Digest Version of the Petraeus Story

Super spook General David Petraeus, who spied on everyone as head of the CIA,


was spied on by the FBI:



The FBI discovered that Petraeus, who is married to Holly:


was having an affair with Paula Broadwell, who is married to a physician:


They also discovered that Broadwell feared another broad well endowed, Jill Kelley, who is married to a physician. 

Holly Petraeus, Dr. Kelley, Jill Kelley


Broadwell felt Kelley was getting too close to Petraeus and sent harassing letters to Kelley. Which appears to be why the FBI was brought into the case, curiously investigating a minor league email harassment case. The FBI appears to have been ready to bury the investigation



until a whistle blower contacted a member of Congress about the investigation.



By coincidence and appearing to have nothing to do with the story line other than yet another broad well endowed, Kelley has a twin sister who is an attorney specializing in helping whistle blowers.


There has been no comment from the wife of the President or the wife of the Vice-President on the   developments.





31 comments:

  1. man, now I see why he was banging the Broadwell woman. His wife just isn't very eye friendly. And she may be be the most wonderful woman in the world, but a guy who has that much cache may just need a little extra, if you know what I mean. And yes, if I wasn't happily married to a very attractive woman, myself. I would have banged the sister Kelley, too.

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    1. Yup Guys like that are the cause of these sad, sad situations.
      Why did you marry someone if you will not stay true to them?
      Why did you say that vow if they where not 'good looking' enough?
      I am glad he is getting his just deserts.

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    2. Amazingly shallow your last assertion. Military wives sacrifice quite a lot for men in uniform only to be tossed aside like yesteryears car model. But, as in the similar case of Mr. Broadwell, it happens to men too.

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  2. That is the most entertainment I've had in days! Thank you. Thank you.

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  3. The picture of the less-than-endowed, presidential wives with those bored, sour faces is perfect!

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  4. False Flag---The press is waving a False Flag. MUCH MORE TO THIS STORY.

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  5. Interesting that was was scheduled to testify in a week.

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  6. Petraeus' wife looks like Michael Moore.

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    1. Okay, now that's just rude.

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    2. ..nope, rude would have been: "...looks like the war criminal Madeleine Albright"

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  7. I'm speechless. This has to be the best take on the Internet.

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  8. I might have to print this out and make a storyboard for my son's high school government class (with all requisite attributes, of course, Bob).

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  9. Does Broadwell give a whole new meaning, or old meaning, to the term embedded journalist?

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  10. Broadwell slob in the knob for attention.she looks like a dude with tits and long hair.

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  11. Holly is still more attractive than the two ladies in the picture above her, one of whom appears to be a Klingon.

    However, tough to compete with a toned and very attractive lady twenty five years her junior, so my sympathies for Mrs. Petraeus for marrying a highly overrated and adolescent minded male. I hope you take him to the cleaners.

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  12. This chick was plant. The rivalry between the CIA, FBI, NSA, ect. and their egos goes so far beyond what we can comprehend.

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    1. If she is a plant, I think I'm going to take up gardening.

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  13. If only all stories could be explained in pictures. **sigh**

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  14. What a cirlce of gorgeous women to get caught up with. Adds a nice reality to the spy game.

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  15. It just goes to show you that this stuff doesn't just happen in trailer parks.

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  16. How long do you think Obama would last if Michelle caught him fooling around...with a white broad?

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  17. The CIA spymaster in charge of spying doesn't know he's being spied on. Isn't that his job among other things?

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    1. Clearly the CIA doesn't even protect their own unless of course they wanted him to take the hit. What does that tell ya!

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  18. *waits for news of high ranking officers swingers club to break*

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    1. Oh no. That club is exclusively for lower ranking officers and Non Coms.

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  19. It's interesting to me how all of this so conveniently waited to be announced AFTER the elections. And I'm sure The Obama Family - aka CBS, CNBC, NBC, ABC didn't KNOW a THING about this. Had this been going on during a Bush or Romney presidency, you can rest assured that it would have hit the air waves DAY 1 of presidential race! It's amazingly disgracefully, sickening to see the lack of integrity and true leadership!

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    1. Plenty of other dirt has come out on Bush, etc. It was just as conveniently swept under the rug. Why must it be sexual to get anyones lizard brains activated?

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    2. clicked the wrong reply.

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    3. This view is reality seen in a mirror.

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