How to Respond to a Bank of America Survey

David Mueller emails:

For some reason I got onto some Bank of America survey group.  The question I'm now answering is "What images, impressions, or associations come to mind when you think of Bank of America?"

This is just too juicy to pass on.  Here is what I've said so far:

Scams, Frauds, disastrous corporate balance sheet, poor online security, accounts vulnerable to identity theft, bankruptcy, fractional reserve banking scam, poor management, poor underwriting standards, government welfare recipient, beneficiary of crony capitalism, Bank of Scamerica, bailouts.