An airbag for a motorcycle was discovered in a carry-on bag at Islip (ISP). Airbags are prohibited from both checked and carry-on bags.
Two inert/novelty/replica grenades were discovered in checked bags this week at McAllen (MFE), and Phoenix (PHX).
Two fireworks were found in the back pocket of a Cleveland (CLE) passenger while receiving a pat-down after alarming advanced imaging technology.
During a secondary search at New York Kennedy (JFK), a passenger stated: “I’m carrying an IED in my carry-on.” While he didn’t have an IED, he was arrested by Port Authority police on a state charge.
After being informed by the ticket agent that he wasn’t going to make his flight, a San Francisco (SFO) passenger stated: "I will throw a bomb here in your face."
In a related story, an airbag was discovered with a carry-on bag at Islip (ISP). Ben Bernanke made it clear the the hot air and other gases he emanates is normal for the head of the FED...
ReplyDeleteTwo inert/novelty/replica grenades were discovered in checked bags this week at McAllen (MFE), and Phoenix (PHX). Attorney General Eric Holder has requested his balls be returned to the Justice Department, he may soon be needing them...
Two fireworks were found in the back pocket of a Cleveland (CLE) passenger while receiving a pat-down after alarming advanced imaging technology. The party poppers were from his 5 year old daughter's birthday party, that he had attended earlier in the day. The passenger has been rendered to an unknown location and will not be seen again. Don't cry honey...
During a secondary search at New York Kennedy (JFK), a passenger stated: “I’m carrying an IED in my carry-on.” While he didn’t have an IED, he had an IUD and was arrested by Port Authority police on a state charge of - ah screw it - we don't need no fucking charges...
After being informed by the ticket agent that he wasn’t going to make his flight, a San Francisco (SFO) passenger stated: "I will throw a bomb here in your face", turned around and loudly passed gas. He was arrested on charges - screw it - we don't need no fucking charges - we the TSA...
TSA - "Doing Less With More" [more or less]