Wednesday, September 25, 2013

The Truth About America's Murder Capital

The FBI says it is Chicago. Don't believe it for a minute. The big time murderers are in Washington DC. And they don't use handguns.


  1. Great point. Stay on target.

  2. No, it's not like that. The District of Criminals doesn't murder people. Their victims are just "collateral damage". That's different (at least if your a psychopath like our dear leader)

    1. Today i've heard one of my neighbors is running his house like a tyrant, even beating his wife.
      So i decided to end it by throwing a stick of dynamite through the window.
      Sure, his wife or kids may be maimed or killed, but that's unfortunate collateral damage. The tyrant must be stopped.
      I'll happily have the house repaired afterward by my brother-in-law's company.
      (by the way, NSA/FBI, if you're watching: this was sarcasm).

    2. By the way.
      My brother-in-law's company is pretty expensive, and i don't actually make any money of my own.
      So i guess i'll just have to rob one of my other neighbors to pay the fee.