Friday, November 1, 2013

Only 6 People Signed Up for ObamaCare on First Day

Notes from an Obama administration meeting about the problem-plagued ObamaCare website indicate only six people signed up for the health care law on its first day, according to documents released by the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.

Fox News' Ed Henry told Megyn Kelly on “The Kelly File” Thursday that the documents, released by committee Chairman Rep. Darrell Issa, are not official enrollment numbers, but say that as of the morning of Oct. 2, “six enrollments have occurred so far with five different issuers.”


  1. You're looking at thing negatively.

    On the positive, they had 4.6 million unique visitors that same day.

    That means they had an astounding success rate of .000001 per person.

    So we can only expect improvement. I think a reasonable goal might be to double the success rate within the next year after another $100 million or so is spent.

    Then government can have 12 people sign up every day gets 4.6 million visitors.

    At that rate we can expect the break even point of 7 million subscribers to be achieved in only around 1638 years.

    Things are looking up!

  2. Ohhhhhhh let me guess. Barack, Michelle, Harry Reid, Ben Bernanke, Nancy Pelosi, Kathleen Sebelius. No wait, they all opted out - which means (let me think this though) there are actually six people in the United States that are dumber than this crew.

    Who knew?