Think of the rules he flouts: no FAA license, no Customs declarations, running a sweatshop, unwarranted surveillance, breaking and entering. . .it'll be amazing if he ever sees the light of day again.
They were union backed protesters wanting Walmart to pay its employees more. Sorry for the long URL. http://www.ky3.com/news/business/Walmart-protesters-arrested-at-Black-Friday-rallies/-/21049046/23214612/-/13it3i9z/-/index.html
In a related story, Police report Santa was found to have multiple packages of crack cocain in his sleigh.
A police spokman indicated he is currently at a local hospital undergoing multiple enemas, probings, and colonoscopies. "He's not as jolly as he was," quipped Captain Dread P. Roberts, "but he sure as hell's gonna fit down the chimney..."
Think of the rules he flouts: no FAA license, no Customs declarations, running a sweatshop, unwarranted surveillance, breaking and entering. . .it'll be amazing if he ever sees the light of day again.
ReplyDeleteThey were union backed protesters wanting Walmart to pay its employees more. Sorry for the long URL. http://www.ky3.com/news/business/Walmart-protesters-arrested-at-Black-Friday-rallies/-/21049046/23214612/-/13it3i9z/-/index.html
ReplyDeleteHe told them they were on the "naughty" list.
ReplyDeleteSure doesn't look like police from my youth!
ReplyDeleteRan over grandma with his reindeer?
ReplyDeleteThe police look more like Uruk-hai from J.R.R. Tolkien's middle earth.
ReplyDeleteVery true, except the Uruk-hai have more intelligent expressions. And they're in better shape.
DeleteMr. Wenzel, I propose you start a weekly caption contest. Make this one of the first.
ReplyDelete"The NSA: WE check OUR list THREE times."
ReplyDeleteIn a related story, Police report Santa was found to have multiple packages of crack cocain in his sleigh.
ReplyDeleteA police spokman indicated he is currently at a local hospital undergoing multiple enemas, probings, and colonoscopies. "He's not as jolly as he was," quipped Captain Dread P. Roberts, "but he sure as hell's gonna fit down the chimney..."