Friday, November 29, 2013

Santa Claus Arrested by Militarized Police


No further details on what Santa Claus could have done to get this response from government enforcers.


10 comments:

  1. Think of the rules he flouts: no FAA license, no Customs declarations, running a sweatshop, unwarranted surveillance, breaking and entering. . .it'll be amazing if he ever sees the light of day again.

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  2. They were union backed protesters wanting Walmart to pay its employees more. Sorry for the long URL. http://www.ky3.com/news/business/Walmart-protesters-arrested-at-Black-Friday-rallies/-/21049046/23214612/-/13it3i9z/-/index.html

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  3. He told them they were on the "naughty" list.

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  4. Sure doesn't look like police from my youth!

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  5. Ran over grandma with his reindeer?

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  6. The police look more like Uruk-hai from J.R.R. Tolkien's middle earth.

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    1. Very true, except the Uruk-hai have more intelligent expressions. And they're in better shape.

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  7. Mr. Wenzel, I propose you start a weekly caption contest. Make this one of the first.

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  8. "The NSA: WE check OUR list THREE times."

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  9. In a related story, Police report Santa was found to have multiple packages of crack cocain in his sleigh.

    A police spokman indicated he is currently at a local hospital undergoing multiple enemas, probings, and colonoscopies. "He's not as jolly as he was," quipped Captain Dread P. Roberts, "but he sure as hell's gonna fit down the chimney..."

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