Friday, December 20, 2013

There's A Brand Of Heroin Called 'Obamacare'

The Massachusetts State Police report:
Trooper Joe Petty assisted by Tpr Dave Stucenski & K9 Frankie Locate 1250 Bags of Heroin in Hatfield

Early this morning, Trooper Joseph Petty was on a traffic stop of Route 91 in Northampton when a vehicle passed by him. Trooper Petty observed several violations. Trooper Petty stopped the vehicle a short time later in the Town of Hatfield. Trooper Petty made contact with the operator and passengers.

During the stop, evidence of illegal narcotics led to a request for a State Police K9. Trooper David Stucenski and K9 Frankie located 1,250 individual bags of heroin in the vehicle. Four people were taken into custody and charged with narcotics violations.

The report was accompanied by a picture of K9 Frankie, with pics of heroin bags labeled Obamacare and other heroin bags labeled Kurt Cobain.

(ht Business Insider)


  1. As evil as the CIA is, they still have a sense of humor..........however perverted.
    This reminds me of the black sedans that came to pick folks up in the middle of the night in the USSR.
    They were often labeled "Champaign" delivery or "Flower" delivery.
    Be that as it may, I wouldn't want to be the local cops who interfered with's attempts to keep American serfs doped up on Hopium.
    Not very conducive to a long life.

  2. If you like your heroin you can keep your heroin

  3. In a related story, K9 Frankie has checked into a drug rehab program after "accidentally" snorting several bags of China White.

    Police spokesman B. Fife indicated that K9 Frankie had been disciplined several times in the past for "playing in the Snow". "Seems we just can't keep Frankie from helping himself to the Mexican Mud," said Fife. "it's really his only shortcoming - that, and taking a crap on the living room carpet..."