Tuesday, December 17, 2013

This Is the Kind of Christmas Card You Send Out If You Are a Bankster Worth $400 Million

Yes, Bernanke bailed this guy out, so that he could send out this Christmas card. Now I understand.

Quartz reports----and they are not making this up:
JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon and his family have sent out their annual missive, wishing family and friends happy holidays and all the best for 2014. Like last year, the card features Jamie, his wife Judy, their three daughters, a dog, and a young man who we presume is a boyfriend or son in law.
(The cards are panorama photos; we’ve included closeups of sections of them below the wide shots. And yes, Dimon and his family members appear multiple times in each panorama.)


  1. Aw shucks. They're just folks like us!

  2. This appears to be a Festivus card since I see nothing here to do with Christmas or even Winter.
    I wonder when they posed for this ?

    Do the green tennis balls symbolize helicopters out and about dispensing cash to the oligarchs so they can bid assets up and pretend we have a functional economy ?

    1. I think there was an audio to card...something about ha, ha, he, he.....we're untouchable and the money is free.

    2. Roses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      I print the money,
      So f*ck you!

    3. Violets are not blue, they're violet. Are you a Keynesian or something?

  3. What a bunch of goddamn pricks. Prancing around like morons pretending to be classy and upstanding. And that fucking overpriced apartment, with its shitty artwork and paintings paid for by every last person in this country.

  4. Wishful thinking, but they all appear to be dressed in prison garb.

  5. Fuck'em - let'em eat cake...

    J Diamon

  6. I didn't get one.
    f you Diamon.

  7. Well ya gotta admit Jamie has balls...