How to Open a Wine Bottle With Your Shoe

Says Mother Jones:

1. You need a solid-soled shoe. No work-out soft-soled BS.
2. Find a really sturdy wall. We're talking brick.
3. Have courage and strength.
4. The shoe must be perpendicular to the wall.
5. Have faith, and take several determined, precise swings.
6. The cork should slowly emerge over the course of several swings.
7. Keep your face and other vulnerable bits away from the impact zone (SCIENCE).
8. The force of the liquid inside the bottle will force the cork out.
9. Drink!!!