The Onion: Why San Francisco is Such a Great City for Millennials

The Onion reports in a feature section on the Best Cities For Millennials:

3. SAN FRANCISCO

Median Rent: Hooboy

Wi-Fi Strength: -50 dBm

Number Of Apps It Takes To Get From One Part Of City To Another: 4

Weather: Mild climate softens blow of living on the streets

Earthquakes: Constant in your mother’s mind as soon as you move here

Environmental Initiatives: City recycles 90 percent of failed startups

Best Neighborhood For Young People Just Starting Out: 28 miles outside city limits

(ht Jim Bovard)