Monday, May 23, 2016

Kid Bankster Plunges to His Death After Eating Magic Mushrooms

For the record.

Alex Lagowitz, 23,  a credit trading analyst at Bank of America Merrill Lynch, plunged to his death out of his 26th-floor window in New York City, allegedly after eating  a handful of magic mushrooms in his Manhattan apartment Sunday morning.

According to NyPo, it’s still unclear to NYPD if he purposely jumped or lost his balance and fell out the window.

His roommate, Max Kaplan, 22, was arrested and charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance for the remaining mushrooms found inside the apartment.

Lagowitz also worked at Morgan Stanley as a summer intern in 2013. In 2012, he was a summer intern at Thomson Reuters



  1. It had to happen before dawn. No one wakes up on a Sunday morning with a craving for mushrooms.

  2. Just what Big Pharma needed to keep Psilocybin mushrooms illegal, now that researchers at the University of Florida have discovered that they can not only repair damaged brain cells, but actually grow brand new ones -- which was considered impossible until recently.

  3. Got a bunch of shrooms on my back forty. Free to all banksters.

  4. Couldn't happened to a nicer person ??