Friday, October 2, 2020

BREAKING: President Trump Has Tested Positive For COVID-19; Nuclear Command Aircraft Launched

President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump have tested positive for COVID-19, the president has tweeted.

Trump had announced earlier that he and first lady Melania Trump were beginning a “quarantine process” after White House senior aide Hope Hicks tested positive for the virus.

Stock futures plunged by more than 1.6%, or 500 Dow points after the president made the announcement that he had tested positive. Any further stock market weakness might put the Plunge Protection Team into action.



An E-6B Mercury, a nuclear ICBM command aircraft, has been launched near DC, apparently as standard crisis operating procedure.


Statement from White House physician, Dr. Sean Conley:

I release the following information with the permission of President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump.

This evening I received confirmation that both President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump have tested positive for the SARS-CoV-2 virus.

The President and First Lady are both well at this time, and they plan to remain at home within the White House during their convalescence.

The White House medical team and I will maintain a vigilant watch, and I appreciate the support provided by some of our our country's greatest medical professionals and institutions. Rest assured I expect the President to continue carrying out his duties without disruption while recovering, and I will keep you updated on any future developments.


A second nuclear ICBM command aircraft has been deployed on the West Coast.


Also see: What Are Trump's Odds of Surviving COVID-19?


From White House Chief-of-Staff:

"The president does have mild symptoms."


  1. It might be protocol, but the aircraft being launched is still a little creepy. EPJ is the only place I’ve read about that, so far. But EPJ is one of about only 5 websites I visit constantly. Haha

  2. At last, a positive tweet from President Trump!

    1. Hahaha! Thanks started my morning off with a good laugh!

  3. I read this on Zerohedge, and went to some conservative sites for fun to read the comments. It’s amazing how many people actually think “The Chinese are rubbing their hands together right now” and how China will probably attack us any time now. It’s unreal how gullible Americans are.

  4. If he's asymptomatic, or doesn't have any co-morbidities, then it seems that this is actually a non-event, but it will fill the news cycle for a while. Part of me wonders if this is a "false flag" or, if he actually has it, he got it on purpose, to engender sympathy. Of course a large chunk of the nation will likely hope that he dies from it (I've heard people wish that), which just goes to prove (if you need further proof) how barbaric society becomes due to politics.

  5. We should assume that the Donald will want to take HCQ. If HCQ is as affective as it has been reported to be by many and Trump is not given a placebo by his deep state handlers, this will be a blip lasting a week or two and comb over man will have a “told you so.”