What Robert Mugabe is Buying This Month with the Money He is Printing

Remember, last month Robert Mugabe had to print money to calm down the Missus.

This month the big event is the money printer's 85th birthday bash, February 21. He has ordered 2000 bottles of Moet & Chandon champagne…8,000 lobsters…500 bottles of Johnny Walker whiskey…3,000 ducks.