16 Ongoing Porn Investigations of SEC Employees

NyPo reports:

Fresh details are surfacing about the extent of the Securities and Exchange Commission's problem with porn-obsessed workers. No fewer than 16 investigations are currently underway into SEC employees who've spent up to 1½ hours a day viewing online smut and kiddie porn.

One of those investigations involves the FBI, which was called in after the computer of one senior SEC employee was found to contain flash videos of what appeared to be child pornography. It was unclear if any arrests were made.... At least 8,273 clicks on the SEC's powerful computers were tracked to dozens of salacious sites covering a spectrum of sexual appetites...

I am not kidding when I say the only securities investigations the SEC generally focused on were when a hot babe was involved.