World's Worst Person Also World's Cheapest Person

Says Gawker.

How cheap? Check this out:

When Anna was represented by Page's agency, he took her to an upscale restaurant for breakfast:

[Page] had two coupons for a free breakfast at a very nice restaurant. But you could only use one coupon per party, so we went in separately and pretended like we didn't know each other. He made me eat at a different table, and then we had to text to let each other know when we were ready to go. It was ridiculous.

Gawker's entire report is here.