The LAX TSA Choir, a group of 17 singers and musicians, all of them employees of the TSA, have been surprising passengers with performances of holiday music and other tunes in the midst of one of the nation's busiest airports, reports USA Today .
The choir, according to USA Today, worked through an hour-long set list that included such holiday biggies, and I kid you not, as: America the Beautiful, God Bless the U.S.A. and Battle Hymn of the Republic.
How about the TSA having a Christmas song of its own:
Our job is to grope
Women, kids even the Pope
We are pulling and prodding to see how much the sheeple will take
None of this is more than security fake
Why when a real underwear bomber wanted to board a plane
We escorted him without a pat or even a check of his thang
Yes, we are the frontline of the expanding authoritarian state
Pulling and prodding to see how much the sheeple will take
Naomi Wolf, Rockwell, Jones and Rivero will scream we have a devious plan
But you have to understand we are what the brothers call The Man
So take radiation or take the grope
There really is no hope
We got all the entrances and exits blocked
And the chains we are slowly putting on you will soon be locked
You see, the sheeple don't study history and they can't think for themselves
So they just confuse us with Santa's little elves
You have a new calling.
ReplyDeleteTSA Christmas Carols
ReplyDeleteHad my way with a manager
No need for a bed
But the little whore seized
As I grab hold of his head
The stars are best scanned
(although we’d like to have our way)
Cos we blackmail them with pictures
Of shriveled members from our x-ray
But the cattle are now crowing
And the sheeple awakes
So the media protects us
By printing innocuous fakes
You see, in order to appease us
We have to feel around your thigh
And scan your naked hide
‘Til we make you all cry.
Beware of all terrorists
Is the mantra we say
Whilst we terrorize your ass
And you wish you were gay
And when it comes to the children
We really don’t care
About all those obscenity laws
Sue us if you dare
Also, some other classics:
You’ll be Naked the Agents Sing,
from Newborns to Important Kings…
Oh come get you’re fateful,
make me joyful and contented….
Its Silly to be Shy, Though
I like it when you groan….
To Jingle Bells:
ReplyDeleteSearching Hell searching hell,
Searching all the way
Inside your pants, inside your but,
My thing is there to stay, yea!
Laughing through the search,
With porno hands we grope,
Oh what fun it always is
To rub you with my stroke!
Hey!
Searching Hell, searching hell,
Fondling all your parts,
Oh what joy we really get
when smelling your dirty farts, Yea!
TSA, TSA, TSA today!
Let’s all join now
In one big song,
For we know the feds aren’t wrong!