Friday, August 19, 2011

Battery Operated Dick Cheney

Friends tell me that Dick Cheney is pretty much run by battery these days.

His heart is in such bad shape that he spends a lot of time at George Washington University Hospital in Washington D.C. and that when he ventures  out he has a battery in his sports jacket.

9 comments:

  1. I hope this doesn't imply that he was a AA or AAA V.P.!

    Seriously though. He was only 9v away from being toast. And I'm suppposed to believe Ron Paul's age is such a big deal? What rubbish.

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  2. more like darth vader than energizer bunny.

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  3. And Gary North on the new Stern gang:

    http://lewrockwell.com/north/north1022.html

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  4. That's what I was thinking ben.

    Though, I'm scratching my head as to why exactly we might care.

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  5. but you know if that battery does give out, the SOB will get a state funeral, little muted for him perhaps, but plenty of hosannas for the state.

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  6. Dear Heath,
    I don't care if I do disagree with some of the things Dick Cheney does say or do, he is still one of the reasons you have the ability and choice to say what you want to.
    What have you done to preserve your rights? Community Organizing?

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  7. Dick Cheney has a heart? I don't believe it.

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  8. all his medical bills are prob being paid by us taxpayers

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