Saturday, October 22, 2011

High Energy Prices are Causing the Queen of England to Turn Off the Lights

The Queen is coming perilously close to joining millions of her subjects in “fuel poverty” as energy bills for four palaces and a draughty castle absorb a rising share of her income, David Blair of FT reports.

About 4m households in England have fallen into fuel poverty, a situation in which a homeowner must spend 10 per cent of their annual income to keep their abode acceptably warm.

According to Blair, signs in Buckingham Palace headlined FUEL ECONOMY sternly warn: “The attention is drawn of all members of staff to the need to switch off unwanted lights. By Order of The Master of The Household.”

The Queen herself prowls the corridors, switching off superfluous lights, a Buckingham Palace employee said.

Royal accounts show the Queen’s electricity and gas bill was £2.2m in 2010-11, or 6.9per cent of the monarchy’s total income from the government, says Blair.

10 comments:

  1. She receives her income using guns and jails.
    Did the parasite ever produce anything for humanity besides mindless entertainment? She doesn't deserve electricity.

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  2. The royal public relations consultants are as ridiculous as ever.
    Who believes this absurd fairytale that the 85 year old witch cares about a £2m electricity bill and runs around her castle switching off lights?
    Please – It's a typical "nip it in the bud" prevention spin.
    Blair's previous employer, another royal house organ runs stories like this every day:
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/queen-elizabeth-II/

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  3. Even if she does do it, it's just a way to make the sheeple somehow relate to the queen and make them feel good.

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  4. She has always done so, this is not a recent thing. She has the frugal habits of an earlier generation.

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  5. Frugal on a rat's ass, she owns the world literally. A few pence for juice is spilt coffee money for her. Check her holdings, Who Owns the World.

    http://www.whoownstheworld.com/about-the-book/largest-landowner/

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  6. All she has to do is steal more money using political violence...Isn't that what these inbred psychopaths have been doing forever? How primitive and self-loathing those Brits are. Still.

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  7. The Brits are voting themselves into slavery poverty at a much faster rate than the Americans. Both countries have public schools that turn humans into stupid guilt/envy-ridden self-loathing sociopaths so that murdering parasites like politicians and "Royal Families" can live well at everyones expense.

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  8. Price Chucky is demanding that the Brits use less energy because the inbred freak believes in violence/Al Gore. Chucky has all the money he wants by using threats of terrorism against the citizenry making the fool Brits even more "Fuel Impoverished". The fact that the Brits don't get rid of these filthy parasites proves that they don't deserve freedom and fuel prosperity.

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  9. She is the ultimate "Welfare Queen".
    The Royal Parasites would be living in a trailer park in Arkansas if humans were rational.

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  10. Lol, history will repeat itself. Hmmm when you make your country broke and you do not give a damn. Remember your ancestors they had the clue when their heads went rolling. Sorry it is fact. Do not fuck with the middle class, we really are hard working people. And when we are screwed we fight back. And it is no good for either side. Ever. Especially those who think they are in power. One thing I would like to remind everyone, those who have money and think they are in power are not. Especially when the people see the real situation, those good ole policy makers are from the same family tree the queen is in.

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