Saturday, October 22, 2011

OWS Protester Demands 15% of NYPD be Bisexual

Dylan Spoelstra, 24, from Toronto, Canada, tried to reach the top of an art structure in NYC known as “Joie de Vivre” on Broadway on the west side of the OWS encampment at Zuccotti Park, according to NyPo.

He ran out of steam about halfway up, witnesses said, according to NyPo. He perched on a beam and shouted out a list of his demands, until the NYPD hostage unit was brought in to deal with him.

Spoelstra initially demanded that 15 percent of staffers on the FDNY and NYPD be bisexual, witnesses said, but then changed his mind and said he wanted 15 of the police officers on scene to leave.

He also told cops he wouldn’t come down until Mayor Bloomberg resigned -- and asked for a cigarette and a jacket to get warm.

He was coaxed down by NYPD and brought to Bellevue Hospital for psychiatric evaluation. Apparently, you are considered nuts in NYC if you make sexual orientation interventionist demands from the top of an artwork rather than from in front of a politicians microphone.

1 comment:

  1. Wait, you mean that there is not already a requirement that at least 20% be bisexual?

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