File under: Free markets to the rescue.
It's hard to imagine that something like this would be developed in North Korea, Cuba or the old Soviet Union.
The Mini Helicopter actually flies 3 to 5 feet into the air when the alarm goes off and will will not shut off until you get up and and return it to the base.
I don't need one of these, the markets wake me up, and I hate the fact that I actually have to sleep, but I know there are a few of you out there, who could be reading EPJ a little earlier in the morning.
(htJoeWeisenthal)
"I don't need one of these[;] the markets wake me up..."
ReplyDeleteGold, Wenzel. Gold.
Made my day!
How come the helicopter drops never land on my house?
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ReplyDeleteI wouldn't recommend one of these if you had a cat.
ReplyDeleteHow about mini drone to shoot at you until you wake up.
ReplyDeleteI have 2 cell phones and 1 radio alarm clock. I always keep my 2nd cell phone in the next room so I get up to diffuse it in the mornings. The main cell & radio alarm - I keep next to my pillow so I hear them the first time.
ReplyDeleteMust be a slow news day at EPJ.
ReplyDeleteDoes Bernanke have one of these?
ReplyDeleteThey should have just named it "Lawsuit waiting to happen."
ReplyDeleteOf course if the government supplied us all with alarm clocks, nobody would oversleep.
ReplyDeleteWait....Just a joke... I hope nobody gets any ideas.