Thursday, April 19, 2012

Loser Bankster Kept Detailed Records of His Dates (Has Gone Viral)

NyPo reports on the Ladder Capital investment banker:
A data-driven investment banker kept a detailed spreadsheet of 12 women he was chasing — coldly ranking their appearance on a scale of 1 to 10 — only to see his master plan backfire when he foolishly sent the file to one of them.

The spreadsheet shows the meticulous records that David Merkur, 28, kept on each of the girls — eight of whom he met on and four he’d met through friends and family — and a column for their profile photos.

After one date in February, he noted under the “Initial Date Comments” category: “very jappy; one and done for me.”

Other missives included, “Drunkenly hooked up after J****’s birthday party at K-Town karaoke,” and “Conversation still on- going.” 
None of the ladies scores lower than 7 in the appearance category.

For one date named Liliana, who scored a 9.5, Merkur wrote, “Looks beautiful; from coastal Romania; Chanel make-up artist.” 
But after a few conversations and Facebook chats, Merkur noted that her old boyfriend “might be back in the picture.” 
He made himself another note to call her after she returned from an April trip to Florida...

The spreadsheet was even color-coded: blue to indicate “upcoming” dates, orange means “monitor closely,” and then there was “(Bold=ASAP).’’

For the girls he was less interested in, a dull yellow was for “monitor casually.”

His system was exposed after an April 4 date at the Rose Bar with a 26-year-old brunette stunner named Arielle. 
Over drinks, Merkur told her about his spreadsheet.

Arielle asked to see it — and he e-mailed it to her.

“Well . . . this could be a mistake, but what the hell,” Merkur wrote...

The compilation shows that Merkur was e-mailing, texting and dating several women at the same time in late March and early April.

Some dates clearly didn’t rate as high as Arielle.

Cortney, a 24-year-old Chicago native, got a 7.5 in looks but lost points after she blew off a scheduled date..
“Stood me up: said 4/2 that she was at hospital with friend; might revisit,” Merkur wrote.

Note to Merkur, I have no idea how you are doing as a bankster, but your rap with women must be way off. When a women starts hinting about  an "old boyfriend back in the picture," that's not a good sign. And when a women tells you she has to break a date because a friend is at a hospital, you have a near zero chance.


  1. But you got to give him props on information collection system.

  2. Bob, I would date you.

  3. Biggie Smalls was right again.

    I don't chase them, I replace them.

  4. First EPJ post:

    The Ten Crack Commandments (and the Notorious F.E.D.