Saturday, April 14, 2012

Secret Service Agent Stiffed Hooker

As the Fed prints money, all eyes are on hooker lovin' Secret Service agents.

A group of  agents and officers sent to Colombia ahead of President Barack Obama were relieved of duty and returned home amid allegations of misconduct that involved prostitution, according to two U.S. government sources familiar the investigation, reports CNN.

Rep. Peter King, chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee, was briefed on the matter and told CNN that the government personnel brought prostitutes back to their rooms Wednesday night and "one of the women did not leave the room in the morning."

A hotel manager tried to get in the room, and eventually the woman emerged and said "they owed her money," according to King. Similarly, U.S. government sources said there was a dispute between at least one Secret Service member and a woman brought back to his hotel over a request to be paid.

Also Saturday, the U.S. military announced that five service members assigned to support the Secret Service in its assignment have been "confined to quarters" in Colombia after they violated curfew and "may have been involved in inappropriate conduct" at the same hotel.


  1. This reminds me of just about every port visit I had while I was in the Navy. This certainly is nothing new, other than the fact that it's in the news.

    WTF do you think a bunch of swingin' dicks are going to do after duty hours are over, sit in the hotel room watching 'Wheel of Fortune'? Sheeeiiiitttt....

    1. In fact, this story is almost the same exact thing that happened when we were in HK (hooker needing her money, hotel management involvement, confinement, etc). The only difference is that there were cameras, a knife, and missing clothing involved in my story. Oh, and we didn't have travel vouchers to pay for our hookers and there was no SS involvement. Not that I've ever partaken in such things, of course. I've just heard a few stories, is all.

  2. I can't help but wonder if this wasn't somehow tied in to another such bust with similar circumstances around 10 days ago(that didn't get national press)....

    They (SS) leaned on a blogger hard to cough up the name of the agent:

    Looks like the SS has some "structural" issues.

  3. Just shows you how far the United States has fallen, when a President's Secret Service, and now Military is engaging in Sex Services using Tax Payer(as well as inflated Federal Reserve printed money) dollars. Question becomes, is it fixable, or is something new needed? If thought about, the answer is very clear, the present system is beyond repair.

  4. I don't care who he fux but I don't want to pay for any of it.

  5. you and 200 million US taxpayers lady

  6. Media are calling the Secret Service guys stood down ..."The Dirty Dozen."

  7. I flew support missions for this sort of thing back in the Clinton years, nothing shocking to me. In fact, I was quite a bonehead back in my youth. So I feel a little sympathy for the boneheads being sent home "commercial". This is a story for old line broadcast media, containing all the elements that interest the lowest common denominator. This conversation is beneath dignity of the esteemed community of EPJ.

    BTW, it would not surprise me if we find out that Uncle Sam's misguided children were involved. Please God... don't let it be any of my old cohorts! ;)

  8. There may be much more to this than meets the eye:

  9. Hey, these guys, hmmm, where are the female SS (sound ominous) agents? worked hard as an advance team and need to blow off some steam. Boys will be boys. At least the gay agents would have courteously paid for services.

  10. This is a perfect example of like attracting like.

  11. What's with that headline? Did he "stiff" her with his "stiffy"?