Sunday, April 1, 2012

Women Troubles for Jackie Mason

NyPo has the details:
Funnyman Jackie Mason loves to entertain an audience of women at his tony Midtown digs — which can get a little meshuggeneh since his longtime wife lives in a separate apartment in the same building, his jilted gal pal told The Post in an exclusive interview.

Dental assistant Kaoru Suzuki-McMullen, 48, said she knew bupkis about Mason’s marriage to his former agent, Jyll Rosenfeld, 59, until about two months ago.

“Me and Jackie are over. We should have been done a long time ago,” she said of their six-month relationship.

She said Mason’s arrangement is every guy’s dream — he dates other women and his wife handles his money.
“What’s the point of dating an 83-year old man who is married? The idea was to gradually separate. I didn’t want to hurt him.”
Suzuki-McMullen apparently delivered several painful blows which left the Borscht Belt comic covered in bruises and scratches Friday.

After she was released without bail yesterday, Suzuki-McMullen waxed that before their violent breakup, Mason would amaze her with his charming shtick.

“He said I was the love of his life. He would call me every day. He would send a driver to pick me up at my house. It all made me feel special,” she said.

In a voicemail played for The Post, Mason is heard thanking her for not rousing him after a night together.
“That was very nice of you. That’s what I like about you. You’re so nice, you’re polite, you’re considerate,” he told her.
“You’re so different from a Jewish girl. A Jewish girl would have woken me up and asked me for something.”
Suzuki-McMullen said Mason blew up when she told him she had a date with another man Friday.
“I knew he was very upset. I have never seen him like that. He said, ‘I’m going to call the doorman to throw you out,’ ” she recalled.

“I tried to stop him. Then he swung the phone at me. So I called the police.”
Police say she accused Mason of roughing her up during a domestic spat when she discovered him sleeping on the couch instead of the bed.

She woke him up and accused him of cheating, police sources said.

Suzuki-McMullen was arrested on misdemeanor assault charges stemming from the 6:30 a.m. fight after he attempted to call a doorman to have her kicked out from his apartment in the Metropolitan Tower.

Mason’s open marriage had been a backstage secret, known to only intimate friends, until the lovers’ spat.
Ginger Reiter, a former gal pal and mother of Mason’s love child, Sheba, a stand-up comic, called the wisecracking lothario “a dynamo.”

“I think it’s amazing he’s still having sex,” she quipped. “And he’s no Robert Redford.”

1 comment:

  1. This guy's so pathetic he used to load his Youtube account with hundreds of boob subscribers and make fake comments and push his hate-filled political rants to the front page. Youtube finally got wise and now his rants don't even get 1000 views.

    And get a load of that fake accent. The guy is from Sheboygan.