Sunday, January 13, 2013

The Jesse Benton Israel Coincidence

A friend emails to ask, if it could just be a coincidence that two of Jesse Banton's clients, Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell, are both in America's 51st state at the same time?


  1. I think Jesse Benton may have deliberately sabotaged Ron Paul's campaign, because Benton is a full bore neo-con and secretly despised Ron Paul's politics.
    Maybe Benton whispered something into McConnell's ear to make McConnell believe that Ron Paul's failed campaign wasn't accidental, and therefor thought Benton was not as big a screw up as he seemed to be.

    I'd laugh my ass off if McConnell ends up losing to Ashley Judd, and Rand Paul gets blown away by Marco Rubio in 2016.

  2. The tired C Street walker and the freshly picked flower are in the 51st state to learn what fascist construct will be coming to the mainland over the next 12 months. I am sure that Jesse Benton will be able to compose a cock and bull story about the Judeo-Christian ethic, and our shared values that will lead many Rand Paulian's into the desert searching for electoral manna. When Rand's elect arrive at their destination they will be met by barbed wire, drones, and private security so they may be taken into protective custody.