Thursday, April 11, 2013

Will Mayor Bloomberg Ban Bras in NYC?

Women who wear bras have saggier boobs than women who don’t, according to a new study, reports NyPo.


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    1. He makes rules for fat people and he isn't fat.

  2. "Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon, from the University of Besancon, led the 15-year study into women’s breasts."

    God, I reqret my career choice.

  3. Well if that's the case, then I'd hate to see what some of those indigenous African females breasts would look like if they had bras!

  4. In a related story, Mayor Bloomburg has learned that men who go "commando" have balls that drag on the ground. As a result he is proposing legislation to outlaw saggy breasts and draggy balls on the streets of New York. When this reporter pointed out that asses could also present a problem, Mayor Bloomburg stated for the record: "I can't outlaw asses, it would leave Manhattan a ghost town..."