In a related story, Mayor Bloomburg has learned that men who go "commando" have balls that drag on the ground. As a result he is proposing legislation to outlaw saggy breasts and draggy balls on the streets of New York. When this reporter pointed out that asses could also present a problem, Mayor Bloomburg stated for the record: "I can't outlaw asses, it would leave Manhattan a ghost town..."
Why would he care? He's gay
ReplyDeleteHe makes rules for fat people and he isn't fat.
Delete"Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon, from the University of Besancon, led the 15-year study into women’s breasts."
ReplyDeleteGod, I reqret my career choice.
Haha...touche
ReplyDeleteWell if that's the case, then I'd hate to see what some of those indigenous African females breasts would look like if they had bras!
ReplyDeleteI renamed Mike Bloomberg Mr Backfire.
ReplyDeleteIn a related story, Mayor Bloomburg has learned that men who go "commando" have balls that drag on the ground. As a result he is proposing legislation to outlaw saggy breasts and draggy balls on the streets of New York. When this reporter pointed out that asses could also present a problem, Mayor Bloomburg stated for the record: "I can't outlaw asses, it would leave Manhattan a ghost town..."
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