Friday, June 14, 2013

Charlie Sheen Seems to Be in the Pro-IP Camp

After a porn-star publicly released a series of flirty text messages between her and Charlie Sheen, Sheen responded  to her with a Charlie Sheen-type critique of the anti-IP move:
hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.



1 comment:

  1. "court" needed for restitution!

    Good thing he didn't write a contract with her or it could have been even worse.