Reminds Me of the American Empire

NyPo sets the scene:

A buff baseball fan was caught on camera failing to open a water bottle at Saturday's Mets-Royals game.

The simple task turned into a struggle for the strongman, who gave up after pathetically attempting to twist off the cap for a fellow fan.

"Sir, I think you've got the wrong workout program," said one of the announcers watching the beefcake.

Thankfully for him, the scene was broadcasted on TV to millions nationwide.