Tuesday, January 7, 2014

2014 Spitzer Antics: Caught Sucking His Topless Girlfriend's Toes in Front of Kids

NyPo has the dirt:
Sleazy Eliot Spitzer turned a resort hot tub into a steamy love cauldron over the weekend — kissing and sucking the toes of his topless mistress, Lis Smith, in front of families with children, mortified witnesses told The Post
The still-married former Love Gov and Smith, Mayor de Blasio’s ex-mouthpiece, were spied frolicking near the family pool at around 4 p.m. Sunday at the Half Moon family resort in Montego Bay, Jamaica.
“It was gross,” said a hotel witness, who was vacationing with her family. “She had her top off.”
The disgraced Spitzer — infamous for wearing his signature black knee socks while having sex with hookers — appears to have a bit of a foot fetish as well, according to onlookers.
“He was licking her toes,” the witness said. “She would sit in his lap. Then he’d put her feet in his mouth. He licked her toes and was playing with her feet.”
Are we witnessing a public breakdown?


  1. In all fairness, we've noted she's got some nice legs!

  2. Hey, I get it. Sometimes you want to have fun with the opposite sex, and going around in public naked is fun not in front of kids, however. But, for real... This sleaze ball lives in his own little world never paying attention to others even the ones around him. Yet, it's kind of telling of how these people think.

    Somebody should have went up and started to video taping. If they got annoyed, just say, hey, you don't seem to mind.

  3. Boy, this guy is a real class act, eh?

  4. Boy. someone truly wants him off the scene....why?....b/c he went after BIG fish.

    Bill Clinton disgraced the office of the President with his sexcapades....yet he still holds influence over the (m)asses?...why?...b/c he "foamed the runway" for the Rubin cartel ie BIG STINKY FISH.

  5. "Someone truly wants him off the scene."
    If you're Dick Morris, toe-sucking doesn't hurt your career.
    Spitzer should have kept it private, but other than that, it's his private life and sucking a private toe is so much less icky than sucking the public tit.

  6. I ,love how detailed the witnesses are about what happened.

  7. Talk about sucking.....?

    As Citigroup Spun Toward Insolvency in ’07- ’08, Its Regulator Was Dining and Schmoozing With Citi Execs

    When Geithner says, “for better or worse,” I think most Americans would agree that Geithner’s failure to know that he was a regulator at an institution he headed for half a decade that employed hundreds of bank examiners was probably worse for the country, not better, given that he oversaw the greatest financial collapse since the Great Depression and the most expensive taxpayer bailout in the history of finance.

    In written testimony before the same hearing, Geithner added that “We can’t allow institutions to cherry pick among competing regulators, and shift risk to where it faces the lowest standards and constraints.” And yet, Geithner’s appointment calendar suggests that this is exactly what Citigroup did as Geithner accommodated it as willingly as a concierge at one of those exclusive Manhattan hotels.

    According to Geithner’s appointment calendar for 2007 and 2008 (available online courtesy of an article the New York Times published in 2009), Geithner excelled in hobnobbing, despite the appearance of outrageous conflicts of interest. He was the Relationship Manager In Chief as he managed his own relationship with Citigroup into a job offer to be its CEO.

    During 2007 and 2008, Citigroup entered an intractable death spiral owing to a decade of obscene executive pay, off balance sheet debt, toxic assets and mismanagement of its unwieldy disparate business lines. Instead of functioning as the tough cop on the beat in regulating Citigroup, Geithner hobnobbed, holding 29 breakfasts, lunches, dinners and other meetings with Citigroup executives.

    When Sandy Weill stepped down from Citigroup in 2006, SEC filings show he still owned over 16.5 million shares of the company’s stock, in addition to the $264 million he had sold back to the company in 2003. As the company teetered toward insolvency in the 2007-2008 period, Weill had a vested interest not to see his stock position wiped out by a government receivership of Citigroup. The very last thing Geithner, as Citigroup’s regulator, should have been doing was meeting privately with Weill.


    it seems to me toes are less harmful, no?

  8. It seems a bit much - not for Spitzer, but for her!
    He surely is sleazy, but does no one else find it strange that his girlfriend, who's a real pro - at PR, that is - is going around topless at a 'family resort'? We know he's willing to conduct himself this way, because he's done it before.
    Whatever her other shortcomings, it seems a bit much that Ms. Smith would risk the rest of her career by going topless and having her toes sucked while sitting in a circle with a bunch of moms and little children.

  9. What kind of chump is Spitzer? His tramp takes her top off in a public jacuzzi and all he does is suck her toes? Her tits are right there! What a loser. Can't even teach a 10 year old boy how to do the job right once him and the tramp cross the line of socially acceptable norms.

  10. "She would sit in his lap. Then he’d put her feet in his mouth."

    Definitely missed his calling, Cirque du Soleil pays big bucks for contortionists. Bet he can put his head up his own back side as well...

    [Yeah I know - redundant]