Monday, February 10, 2014

Rahmaland Nearing Record For Days Below Zero

File under: Global warming.

With temperatures plunging below zero again overnight, Chicagoans were starting another work week in frigid conditions, and the city was approaching the record for number of days of subzero cold, reports CBS Chicago.

As Monday morning’s temperature dipped to 3 below zero at O’Hare International Airport, Chicago now has had 20 days of below zero temperatures this winter. Only six winters on record have had more days of below zero weather in Rahmaland: 1884-85, 1935-36, 1962-63, 1981-82, 1874-75, and 1978-79.

The record for most days of below zero temperatures was set in the winter of 1884-85, when there were 25 such days.


  1. Feb 10, 2014 12:07PM ET / Politics
    The Washington Post Isn't Reporting That Beyoncé Is Sleeping with the President

    The French media is convinced that President François Hollande isn't the only one having affairs these days. Notorious French paparazzo Pascal Rostain tells Le Figaro that President Barack Obama is involved with one Beyoncé Knowles-Carter. According to Rostain, the whole story is coming out in The Washington Post tomorrow.

  2. Nah, Obama's a pole smoker. Besides, who gives a sh*t?