Monday, February 10, 2014

Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Blows Up His Class

NYT reports:

If there were such a thing, it would probably be rule No. 1 in the teaching manual for instructors of aspiring suicide bombers: Don’t give lessons with live explosives.

In what represented a cautionary tale for terrorist teachers, and a cause of dark humor for ordinary Iraqis, a commander at a secluded terrorist training camp north of Baghdad unwittingly used a belt packed with explosives while conducting a demonstration early Monday for a group of militants, killing himself and 21 other members of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, army and police officials said.

10 comments:

  1. Is that why Wolfgang didn't post today?

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    1. Looks like he did the late night drive by, with particularly thoughtless posts, even by his low standards. It was a nice fantasy though.

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  2. If it was JW he would have thrown the bomb from outside the class and then run away.

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    1. Absolutely Nick! And it would have been a bag full of dog turds and firecrackers, not anything capable of inflicting serious harm.

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  3. "Today Islam and Muslims are being systematically defamed and targeted in the Western countries through the lethal policies of the governments and media frenzy. It's time we, Muslims and non-Muslims, took a deeper look at the Islamic message, ethics, and culture and dismissed Islamophobia from our national political discourse and media for good."

    The Council of Islamic Organizations of Greater Chicago
    http://www.ciogc.org/index.php/aboutislam/islam-101

    It's by the way that the CIOGC has publicly revealed its plan to establish an Islamic state. It seems that such a state is required by zakat, the 4th pillar, so called, of Islam.

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  4. And 2014s Darwin Award goes to...

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  5. Do they still get the virgins?

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    1. No, they become the virgins. That's what happens when you fail at jihad.

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  6. They don't call it suicide bombing for nothing! Talk about a tough final exam...
    -- Robert L.

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