Saturday, February 1, 2014

The Fat Man Gets Desperate: Charges 52 Year Old Accuser With Bad Behavior in High School!

Governor Chris Christie has issued an email statement responding to the charges made by David Wildstein that the governor knew about the engineered traffic jams at the George Washington Bridge.

Wildstein, through is lawyer, claims that contrary to the claim by Christie that he only became aware of the traffic jams much later, when reading about it in a paper, that Christie was aware of the traffic jams as they occurred.

In an email statement, Christie has responded:
Bottom line — David Wildstein will do and say anything to save David Wildstein.
Then the fat man reaches into ancient history and tells us in his email that the ~52 year old Wildstein:
 was publicly accused by his high school social studies teacher of deceptive behavior.


  1. Which made him eminently suitable for a Christie appointment. Nice going Big Boy.

  2. Wildstein is a stinky guy and has poopy pants. Na Na Na-Na Na...

    C Christie