Tuesday, April 1, 2014

NFL Teams To Allow Cheerleaders To Visit Fans In Their Seats During Games

This will not make feminists happy, and it does sound strange to me, but no one is forcing anyone to be an NFL cheerleader.



The National Football League has partnered with an app developer that will allow fans to get an in-seat visit from cheerleaders.

Sports Business Journal reports the NFL has teamed up with Experience in an effort to help improve the in-game experience for fans. On top of having cheerleaders visit fans in their seats, the app will allow fans the opportunity to upgrade their seats and also allowing them to be on the field before the game.

Three teams – the Atlanta Falcons, Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Seattle Seahawks – used the app last year and Brian Lafemina, the NFL’s senior vice president of club business development, believes that number will increase substantially.

“They believe up to half the league will be deployed for the 2014 season,” he told Sports Business Journal.

13 comments:

  1. Next stop: Lap dances

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  2. The Roman Emperors would be so proud if they could see what their inheritors have done.

    panem et circenses

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  3. How much will the lap dances cost?

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    1. no because this will be 9 or 10 failed linebackers standing around them to make sure nothing awkward happens

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  4. This will not make feminists happy. So what? Feminists will never be happy.

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    1. You stole my thunder dude. I was just going to post that. It's true though. They're NEVER happy. They're one of those idiotic groups who are perpetually offended.

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  5. Wait until the MALE cheerleaders make their debut.
    There will be absolutely nothing you can do..as they twerk in front of your friends and family.
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    lol

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    1. LMAO! Good one!

      All in the name of egalitarianism, of course. You'll have Butch dressed assless chaps Castro style doing the pelvic thrust to a Freddie Mercury song to entertain the whole family.

      So "in the closet" Dad can get his fix with Butch and 'pervy Dad' can get his grope of cheerleaders on while instructing Little Johnny to "focus on the game and keep your trap shut if Mom asks about it when we get home."

      There'll be a little something for everyone. Great marketing for the NFL!

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  6. What's the saying? A fool and his money are easily parted?

    You'll never find bigger fools than sports fanatic fools.

    Free market at work - which thankfully means I don't have to watch any of it. Let them have their cheerleaders. Saps are already willing to pay through the nose to sit in a snow filled stadium, what difference does it make?

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    1. About 3 points or so. The betting markets are probably cleaner and better run than the NYSE & NASDAQ, so maybe that's why some of "sports fanatic fools" aren't that foolish

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  7. What is Cathy reisenwitz's take on this? Being someone who is a crazy feminist, she should not like it. But then again, she cheered on the 18 year old porn star and wants to work on "sex positive" feminism featuring the teen girl getting screwed by old pervs. So it is tough to say how the perpetually angry feminist nuts view something like this.

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    1. Not to rain on your parade or defend Clueless Cathy's overall delusions, but there is nothing inherently contradictory in "sex positive" feminism, if feminism is explained as females making their own choices. As a matter of fact, being "sex positive" would make feminism more logical in at least one out of many irrational and extremist viewpoints.

      Of course, her drooling babble about white privilege in Bitcoin negates any value her brain gives humanity.

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  8. The average fan in the stand is a violent mental retard as in Idiocracy.
    This will not turn out well.

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