Thursday, May 22, 2014

Late Thursday Night Entertainment: Charlie Sheen Blasts Rihanna

NyPo has the play-by-play:
Charlie Sheen unloaded on Rihanna after she failed to meet his former porn star fiancĂ©e during a night out. 
The “Anger Management” star blasted the singer on Twitter Thursday, after she denied a request to meet “huge fan” Scottine Sheen (who previously went by Brett Rossi).

“So, I took my gal out to dinner last night with her best friends for her Bday. we heard Rihanna was present as well. I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancĂ© (sp) Scotty to her, as she is a huge fan,” Sheen explained. “(personally I couldn’t pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)”

“well, the word we received back was that there were too many paps outside and it just wasn’t possible at this time. At this time? AT THIS TIME?? lemme guess, we’re to reschedule another random 11 million to 1 encounter with her some other night…?

He continued his rant, “no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and ‘please kill me now’ that I’d never get back. My Gal, however, was NOT OK with it. Nice impression you left behind, Bday or not. Sorry we’re not KOOL enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess. (or in this case the Village idiot).”

But Sheen, 48, insisted he would have dealt with the situation differently if the tables had been turned.
“you see THIS is the reason that I ALWAYS take the time. THIS is why I’m in this thing 31 awesome years. Good will and common courtesy, carefully established over time to exist radically in concert with a code of gratitude! I guess ‘Talk That Talk’ was just a big ol lie from a big ol liar.”

Before ending his tirade, he wrote, “oh and Riahnna (sp), Halloween isn’t for a while. but good on you for testing out your costume in public. it’s close; a more muted pink might be the answer, as in: none.
“Here’s a tip from a real vet of this terrain; If ya don’t wanna get bothered DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE! and if this ‘Prison of Fame’ is soooooooo unnerving and  difficult, then QUIT, junior!”


  1. I thought I was reading EPJ when I discovered I must have picked up a copy of People Magazine.

    1. Agreed. Who cares that a pair of spoiled Holly-weird children think of each other?

  2. Rihanna, like many of the modern day divas, is a spawn of satan.

  3. He comes off like a spoiled wacko.