Thursday, September 4, 2014

The Empire Is Clearly Losing Its Noodle

By Chris Rossini

John Kerry took to educating Muslim-majority nations:
“Our faiths are inextricably linked on any number of things that we must confront and deal with in policy concepts today. Our faiths are inextricably linked on the environment. For many of us, respect for God’s creation also translates into a duty to protect and sustain his first creation, Earth, the planet.”

“Confronting climate change is, in the long run, one of the greatest challenges that we face, and you can see this duty or responsibility laid out in Scriptures clearly, beginning in Genesis. And Muslim-majority countries are among the most vulnerable. Our response to this challenge ought to be rooted in a sense of stewardship of Earth, and for me and for many of us here today, that responsibility comes from God.”
Muslim-majority nations apparently need to understand this. Not only is the U.S. Empire bombing them to rubble, but God gave The Empire a responsibility to manage the weather over on that side of the Earth as well.

In fact, while we're on the subject of complete nonsense, I should throw in the following story as well.

Yesterday, The Empire (which has been at almost constant war for the last 100+ years) had a ground-breaking ceremony. The still-living Secretaries of State started shoveling the land that will contain a museum known as The United States Diplomacy Center!

Good night everyone!

Make sure to tip your waitress on the way out!


  1. They've been shoveling a whole lot of brown something over the years... and it sure as hell ain't dirt.

  2. Caption contest?

    "Why aren't the tax serfs digging these graves for us? What did we do wrong?"

  3. Elites digging their own graves. How cute and thoughtful

  4. US Diplomacy Center? What are they going to house in it, drones and hellfire missiles?

  5. So, Mr Kerry watched that "Noah" movie, and declares that's what Scripture says. LOL

    As Rossini joked, they will go there to global warming...climate change...worshiping mother earth in order to justify war. Just wondering when the Christian-Right realize they only came to the same spot but by different avenues to declare war on the Muslim world.

    If it wasn't so deadly, it would make great comedy.