Thursday, December 3, 2020

The Walter E. Williams Proclamation of Pardon Granted To European-Americans


Proclamation of Amnesty and Pardon

Granted to

All Persons of European Descent

Whereas, Europeans kept my forebears in bondage some three centuries toiling without pay,

Whereas, Europeans ignored the human rights pledges of the Declaration of Independence and the United States Constitution.

Whereas, the Emancipation Proclamation, the Thirteenth and Fourteenth Amendments meant little more than empty words,

Therefore  Americans of European ancestry are guilty of great crimes against my ancestors and their progeny.

But, in the recognition Europeans themselves have been victims of various and sundry human rights violations to wit: the Norman Conquest, the Irish Potato Famine, Decline of the Hapsburg Dynasty, Napoleonic and Czarist adventurism, and gratuitous insults and speculations about the intelligence of Europeans of Polish descent,

I, Walter E. Williams, do declare full and general amnesty and pardon to all persons of European ancestry, for both their own grievances, and those of their forebears, against my people.

Therefore, from this day forward Americans of European ancestry can stand straight and proud knowing they are without guilt and thus obliged not to act like damn fools in their relationships with Americans of African ancestry.

Walter E. Williams

Gracious and Generous Grantor

3 comments:

  1. I thought of his famous proclamation after hearing the sad news of his passing.

    He was a brilliant satirist and true man of peace.

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  2. Not to mention having to suffer the hatred and opprobrium of non-whites for the last 50 years. Not to mention the hundreds of thousands who died freeing the slaves in the American Civil War.

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