Sunday, March 15, 2009

Three Signs You May Be a Right Wing Extremist/Terrorist

It's time to buy an "I Support Goldman Sachs" bumper sticker for your car.

An MIAC Strategic Report has been declassified. The report prepared by the Missouri Information Analysis Center discusses the modern militia movement. As identifying characteristics, Page 6 of the report states that right wing extremists can be:


Anti-Federal Reserve

or Anti-Bailout.

The MIAC web sites says:
Missouri Information Analysis Center (MIAC) provides a public safety partnership consisting of local, state and federal agencies, as well as the public sector and private entities that will collect, evaluate, analyze, and disseminate information and intelligence to the agencies tasked with Homeland Security responsibilities in a timely, effective, and secure manner.

MIAC is the mechanism to collect incident reports of suspicious activities to be evaluated and analyzed in an effort to identify potential trends or patterns of terrorist or criminal operations within the Missouri area. MIAC will also function as a vehicle for two-way communication between federal, state and local law enforcement community within our region.

MIAC lists as "participating agencies":


Missouri Police Chiefs Assoc. (MOPCA)
Missouri Sheriffs Assoc. (MSA)
Department of Health & Senior Services (DHSS)
Missouri Department of Corrections
Mid-States Organized Crime Information Center (MOCIC)
Missouri State Highway Patrol (MSHP)
Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
Missouri Department of Education
Missouri Department of Natural Resources
Missouri Department of Transportation
Missouri Department of Agriculture
Missouri State Water Patrol
Missouri Divsion (sic) of Fire Safety
Missouri Department of Revenue
Missouri Department of Public Safety


Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms
Central Intelligence Agency
Defense Criminal Investigative Service
Drug Enforcement Administration
Defense Intelligence Agency
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Federal Protective Service
Immigration Customs Enforcement
Internal Revenue Service
Transportation Security Administration
US Air Force
US Army
US Attorneys Office
US Department of Justice
US Marshall
US Postal Inspector
US Secret Service


  1. The PATRIOT Act and Stimulus I are very complementary.

  2. Isn't it wonderful? They actually think that their own policies are so bad that there is going to be public uproar and domestic terrorism because of them.

    Umm, instead of writing these stupid documents, why not...umm, I dunno...change the policies?

  3. But a nice crisis makes it so much easier to ram though your power grab legislation without giving anyone the chance to read it.