As the Empire Crashes, What Do D.C Teens Want?

A better education? Nope.

A more stable dollar? Nope

A lower Federal deficit? Nope.

The Fenty administration has announced that the District is switching condom brands in response to a youth survey. Instead of handing out free Durex condoms, the city will be handing out the more expensive Trojan brand, in the larger, "Magnum" size.

"Youth feel that Trojan [brand] condoms are of better quality and offer more protection," the city's report states. "Youth also regard Magnums as the best extra strength and protection against [diseases] and 'do not break' during sexual intercourse."